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Preface: An Introduction Chapter 1: The beginning. Chapter 2: A not-so auspicious start. After two days more of wandering, it seemed I would never be warm again. My food had run out the day before, and even my new companion was having trouble masking the rumble that emitted from the region of his stomach. I came to realize at that point that it was possible that I might die out in the wilderness, and felt that just a tad bit unfair. This was my first time exploring on my own; how was I to know I would get lost so easily? I believe, if memory serves, I expressed my most heartfelt longing for the knowledge of how to survive in the wilderness, and how to get home, out loud to my companion who didn't understand, but clumsily patted me on my head and grinned his toothy grin at me anyway, as if to reassure me that everything would be all right. Chapter 3: Nightmares and drow elves. The drow studied me for what seemed a long time, saying nothing. He had bright lavender eyes that seemed in direct contrast to his midnight-blue skin and winter-white hair, and his hands seemed the deft, slender hands of a mage, not the scarred, battered hands of an infant killer. I think the first words he spoke were only after my stomach growled loudly, making me flush with embarassment. He peered at me, and said in soft voice, "Was that something you intended to do?" His voice was smooth, and he spoke the common tongue with an almost musical accent, very reminscent of the tongue he has spoken in before. It took me a moment to realize that he was referring to the sound my stomach had made, and I replied, "I'm sorry, it... it does that when I'm hungry." This seemed to puzzle him, for he leaned forward and looked intently at my midsection. I've never been to a surgeon, although I know some who have, and having him look at me reminded me of the stories I'd heard about when the surgeon sees something he doesn't like in someone's innards, that is to say, it unnerved me. "It would appear", he said after a moments contemplation, "that you require the intake of solid matter to continue to function. Do all mortals require such... unusual fuel?" Without thinking, I replied "Well, of course they do. Eating is a natural function for any mortal....." It was then that the word 'mortal' penetrated my brain, and sent fear screaming into every nerve of my body. Mortal? Did this mean that the drow before me was... not mortal? I had heard very little of the gods in my town, preferring to spend my time learning to make bows and fletch arrows, which was my family business. "Ahhhh... sir?" I asked, trying not to sound as frightened as I really was, "Why did you ask if all 'mortals' required food? Are you... not a mortal?" As frightened as I was, I think that what he did next was the only thing he could have done that would not have frightened me more: He laughed. "Ah, forgive me. I am unaccustomed to dealing with the mortal world." He smiled and stood up, "I am called Mouseglove. I am the self-appointed god of Knowledge in this land, and I greet you with peace and good will." I was confused. I had heard nothing of this 'god', and, as such, was hardly inclined to believe him outright. "Forgive me, Lord, but I have never heard of any god named Mouseglove," I said, daring to look him in the eye. Suddenly, I heard a sound to my left, a sound which I immediately identified as a swarm of angry bees diving at me. I rolled to my right and came up with a stick in my hand, only to see that my companion had fallen asleep during my conversation with the drow, and had begun to snore. I would have laughed out loud, except that, as I had rolled to avoid the swarm, the drow had vanished. Looking around, I was shocked to see him, sabre and stiletto in hand, standing over my sleeping bodyguard. "He's just snoring," I said quickly, hoping that no harm would come to him. "Snoring?" Mouseglove said, "Is it painful? It sounds excruciating." He peered at him, and after sheathing his weapons, poked him gently with his finger. The ogre gave a loud snort and came awake, looking the drow full in the face. On a side note, if you've never heard an ogre scream in utter terror, consider yourself lucky. I have since heard the death keen of a dragon and the wail of an elven banshee, but both pale in comparison to the sound I heard that day. But I digress. My companion dived away, and yelled something in a harsh, gutteral language as he drew his blade and advanced on the drow. Mouseglove simply stood his ground, smiling, and then responded in the same gutteral tongue, saying something I couldn't understand, but its effect upon my companion was obvious. He stopped, his mouth fell open, and, grinning like an idiot, he dropped to one knee and bowed his head to the drow. When he stood up, he looked over at me and grinned the toothiest grin I'd seen come to his huge face yet, and began telling me something important, unfortunately in that same gutteral tongue as before. I shook my head, indicating that I still didn't understand, which brought another puzzled look from Mouseglove. "Do you mean to tell me that you can't understand what he's saying?", he asked me with geniune disbelief, "It's such a simple tongue..." Simple, hah. "Simple to one who already knows it, but I have never heard that tongue spoken before," I snapped out, my anger overcoming my common sense, for if this drow was indeed a god, it wouldn't do to make him angry. Fortunately for me, he didn't seem to notice my anger, or perhaps he didn't understand it... I'll have to ask him about that someday. He merely looked at me, looked at my companion, and made an obscure gesture at each of us in turn. "There," he said, smiling, "That solves that little problem." I looked down at myself, and then at my companion, but saw no difference. "What is it that you did, Lord?" I asked. Chapter 4: A vast and sudden understanding. "Excellent," Mouseglove said, stepping up to the two of us and laying his hand atop ours, "It's always good when travelling companions know each other's name." He looked at me, then at Crunch, then back at me. "It seems that I know little of the mortal world as of yet. I would know more about your world, but I fear I have little time to do the research myself." Pausing momentarily, he seemed to look inward as if seeking the answer to a difficult question, "Ah, there is the knowledge I was searching for." With a curious gesture, he pulled a book from thin air, and begain leafing through the pages as the book floated near his shoulder. "There." Pointing at a page, he began to read silently to himself, nodding and smiling as he went along. Finally, after several pages, he closed the book, waved a hand, and the book vanished. "I know how we shall do this, if you are agreeable." Once again, a chill crept into my body. What was it we would need to agree upon? Was he to dissect us? Would he take over our bodies to experience mortality as only one in a mortal shell could? I realized that my doubts as to his divinity had evaporated, leaving only my fear that a drow god would be as evil as the mortal drow were reputed to be, a fear that wasn't really justified any longer, but I was so completely out of my element that I suppose I was almost hysterical. "I am in need of a clergy", Mouseglove said, "and I sense in you a desire for knowledge that I have not seen in others. Therefore, I am offering to make you my first priest. Your title would be Beta Factol, as I am the Prime Factol, and you would lead my mortal church." I gasped. Me? A priest? I had never though of a religious calling before, but standing here in front of a god whose sole thirst was for knowledge, a thirst that mirrored my own secret yearnings, I came to a quick decision. "Lord," I said calmly, "I would be honored. I don't know if I'll make a very good priest, but knowledge is something that I've always coveted, and I know I can be of value to you in aquiring information that you seek. But," I said, looking at Crunch, "what of my companion? He has proven to be loyal and trustworthy even before we could understand one another." I looked at Crunch, and was astonished to see that he had once again fallen asleep. "Crunch...," I said, gently poking his shoulder, "Wake up. It's me, Torm." He opened one eye, and smiled sleepily. "Me know you be Torm, but me nice and warm." Chuckling, Mouseglove said softly, "Crunch, would you be willing to take up the life-long position of guarding Torm? He is to be my high priest, and he will need a good and solid warrior at his side." Squinting at Mouseglove, Crunch looked to be thinking seriously about it, saying finally, "Me will watch me friend, all the way until the end." "Done, then!" Mouseglove exclaimed, looking genuinely happy. Chapter 5: Hunger is the mother of incantation. It was then that I discovered two silver balancing scales sitting on the ground. Each was small enough to be held easily in one hand, and I picked one up to examine it. Crunch followed my example, picking up the other one in his large, gnarled hand, and thus it was that both of us heard the voice of our lord. "Torm, Crunch, you can hear me, I trust?" I looked quickly around, but he had not re-appeared. "Lord, where are you? I cannot see you," I asked aloud. From seemingly nowhere, Mouseglove's voice drifted through my mind, "I speak to you now through the magic of the holy symbols you hold in your hands. These will be your badge of office, and it is through these that you may communicate directly with me via thought. They also hold other powers that I leave to you to discover." Looking down at my newly acquired holy symbol, I wondered what those other powers might be, when Crunch suddenly disappeared. "Excellently done!", my master's voice crowed in my head. "Crunch, you are truly ingenious to have discovered how the psychoportive powers of the scales work in such a short period of time!" From some distance off, yet still quite clear, I heard Crunch 'say', "Me get thoughts of home on and sudden me long gone." I looked at the scales in my hand and thought of Mesraht, but nothing happened. Frustrated, I wondered aloud, "How come he gets to go home and...," and suddenly I was standing inside a gray and blue marbled entrance hall. Crunch was standing there, looking with suspicion at the set of scales he had obviously dropped upon the floor upon his arrival. "This is where we will co-ordinate your activities from," Mouseglove said in my mind. "This will be your home away from home. Explore, and discover the other secrets I have placed here for you." I won't go into detail about the place that was to become our headquarters, save to say that it had a ready supply of food, water, and even scales to replace those that we might lose, or that we would give to others who were to join our organization. The most wonderful was the room Crunch took to calling the 'love room', a room where our master's presence was readily appearent, and due to his divine touch, all wounds and weariness seemed to fade much more quickly then anywhere else. Chapter 6: Titles to bestow. We have continued to strive to learn all that we can, and to make our knowledge available to others, but at a price. Our Lord explained that, although knowledge must be free to circulate, as reapers of that knowledge, we would not be respected if our knowledge were given away, nor would we have any means to support the clergy, our experiments, or to augment the funds of our monestary. And so it was decided that we would sell our information, priced according to the difficulty encountered in its acquisition, and turn those monies over to the clan for use in supporting our future efforts. Epilogue: The Present. I am, and shall remain, my Lord's most devoted disciple, Torm D'Saryon, Beta Factol of The Fated, and High Priest of our Lord Mouseglove. |